“He barely kept eye contact and rarely spoke to me when he hung out with us.
We hung out a lot and he was always there wearing his nerdy glasses and checkered shirt.
I found nerds attractive and terribly sexy in checkered shirts.
I thought he was hopelessly shy and sensitive like a bunny rabbit.
Call it a hunch, I knew he was in love with me.”
That’s what I’ve prepared for our wedding speech.