the old pubs in the city
like prefessional hookers
they know the area too well
where are the wild bucks parties
who has the look of desparate loneliness
when are the tourist buses setting off
a bunch of impulsive shoppers
the beers have to be fresh
the liquors never diluted
little things to avoid aggression
you serve them well
they come back for more
even bring their mates
and ask for discount
during happy hours
they are cunts really
but who cares
pubs and hookers
the oldest trades
each gets what they open business for
cheers!

