Walmart is set up for
minimal to zero
human contact
roam through
grocery
clothing
household
pharmacy
without any communication
with another soul
it suits
a list shopper
like me perfectly
Walmart, the one stop shop
everything is under
the same chilled
steel roof
sturdy steel carts
wheel along
the concrete floor
every package is
well thought through
how can anyone not try
the new line
new flavor
new launch
they are screaming
in silence
in bold capital prints
the shrinking pay check
also suffers in silence
Walmart is a considerate
shopping destination
for a shopper like me
wearing worn out t-shirt
faded jeans
cheap flip-flops
with fungal infected toenails
If you really want to fit in, you need to be walking around Walmart with a length of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your flip-flop.
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lol, I am on a mission now…
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It’s the zombie apocalypse of stores. 😉
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In reality, I like Walmart for its convenience. I started the poem with good intention, but it came out as a bit of negative…oh well….the word flow rules.
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I like it, too. But sometimes it’s really strange in there.
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