A Tribute to Spam Followers

Mrs and Mr Vitamins,
I am progressively
and gracefully aging.
I enjoy minimalist lifestyle,
plentiful vitamins intake
on my daily plates.
What you have on offer
are excessive.
The only way out is
to urinate into the porcelain bowl,
in the same way,
I moved you to the spam folder
and eliminated you from my
minimalist Follower list.